. . .Christian demoninations
Hmm.

The Age shows off its usual quality writing*:
Building unions fined $1.3m for legal breaches
But if they were legal. . .?
‘He jumped on his head with both feet’
How very agile of him.
*Yes, that’s a deliberate ambiguity.

Taken from the Wheatland Press blog. Note that Polyphony 7 will contain my short story ‘The Possibility of Love’.
In 2002, the Polyphony anthology series debuted. Conceived as a short fiction venue for stories that would skate gracefully across the boundaries of science fiction, fantasy, magic realism, and literary fiction, it was quickly recognized as the standard [...]

Me: Hmm, my sister should think about becoming an informatics nurse.
Jono: A nymphomatics nurse?

“Allopathetic medicine”
Oh dear. Hopefully I think before I speak more often than I apparently think before I type.

From a WIP:
“sucked up by the vortext. . .”
Clearly, I’m the queen of the portmanteau neologism.
And also:
There were even those who refused to set food on what could be considered the ground here. . .

http://www.freelanceworkersexchange.com

From The Age:
Breaking News
6:45AM Wheels of bus packed with kids fall off

This one was me, writing an informative (ha!) article:
. . .hygiene laws are pretty sick

Personally, I think they should have called it the Apple Scroll.