From The Age:

One in 61 tested drivers on drugs
MARIS BECK
July 16, 2010
One can only hope these people were trained before making others undergo drug tests.

Article
STRATEGIES FOR SOLVING THREE FRACTION-RELATED WORD PROBLEMS ON SPEED: A COMPARATIVE STUDY BETWEEN CHINESE AND SINGAPOREAN STUDENTS
Chunlian Jiang and Boon Liang Chua

The Age shows off its usual quality writing*:
Building unions fined $1.3m for legal breaches
But if they were legal. . .?
‘He jumped on his head with both feet’
How very agile of him.
*Yes, that’s a deliberate ambiguity.

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From The Age:
Breaking News
6:45AM Wheels of bus packed with kids fall off

From The Age:

I’m not sure how, unless they resort to raising the dead. But I suppose zombies are en vogue.

From The Age:
Man’s body in boot tied to girl’s death

From The Age:
Tourist caught smuggling lizards in pants
Lizards in pants? What’s next? Elephants in pyjamas?

From The Age:
Police push to cut assaults.
Surely that’s not the best way to go about it?

I’m not quite sure whether this is meant to be a positive or a negative review.